Total Medals Earned: 290 (From 62 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,425 Points
Medals Earned: 4/20 (20/500 points)
Fail 20 times
Jump 20 medium ground obstacles
Dodge 20 small high obstacles
Jump 20 small ground obstacles
Kill 20 farmers
Dodge 20 medium high obstacles
Block 20 volleys of arrows
Dodge 20 large high obstacles
Jump 20 large ground obstacles
Block 20 duelists
Dodge 10 rider attacks
Jump 20 hoplites
Dodge 20 volleys of arrows
Unlock all armor
Outrun 10 riders
Survive 5 minutes in Pursuit
Complete Story mode
Survive 5 minutes in Survival
Complete hardcore mode
Unlock all game modes
Medals Earned: 4/7 (25/105 points)
Complete Act 1
Complete Act 2
Complete Act 3
Play with cheats
Click on both the Credits Heads
Complete a no-gun-run
All levels on Xtreme Mode (no easy or crazy cheats)
Medals Earned: 1/14 (10/505 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/250 points)
Beat the first level.
Kill the boss without dying.
Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/500 points)
Find me two sporks
Kill a Jesus in COP TRAINING.
Lose at MONKEY GRAB.
Lose at ROPE JUMP.
Sweep and miss 10 times in SWEEP THE LEG.
Try both game modes in one session
Lose 10 times in one session of play.
Poke the mammoth in the eye
Read the instructions
Submit a score
Destroy 10 asteroids in ASTROIDS 2.
Win RACE with 3 seconds or less left on the clock
Eat 15 food items in DIET RUN in one try.
Reach a score of 5000 points or more.
Get 3 perfect stops in CHARGE.
Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10
Get all 3 balls to fall on the correct platform in PIPES.
Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10 and then QUIT your game from the PAUSE menu.
Get a streak of 10 or more.
Destroy 10 planes in JETS.
Beat THE FINAL STAGE without losing a single life.
Serve 40 beers in BARTENDER in one try.
Finish half of STORY MODE
Get a score of 10 000 points or more.
Win KALCULATOR in 7 operations or less.
Get a streak of 20 or more.
Win 30 games in RANDOM MODE with 10 lives remaining.
Complete STORY MODE with all 10 lives.
Get a streak of 50 or more.
Finish STORY MODE
Medals Earned: 3/10 (45/500 points)
Lose a life on the stakes.
Die electrocuted
Achieve 30,000 points
Lose a life on the second level.
Achieve 50,000 points
Finish all 25 levels
Finish level 19 without using the visibility item.
Finish all 25 levels using only your first three lives.
Achieve 75,000 points
Find the invisible medal somewhere in the game
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.
Medals Earned: 9/13 (260/390 points)
Collect 100 Gems.
Collect All Giant Gems.
Collect 400 Gems.
Find all the checkpoints in the level.
Fill out every entry in the Codex.
Collect every Red Gem on the Level.
Buy every skill.
Max out every single level type.
Get 100% completion.
Play to day 7 and beyond.
Beat the Super Dashing Course in under 25 seconds.
Defeat Nightmare with only 1 LOVE level.
Complete the game without ever sleeping.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/135 points)
Let out all your aggression.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.